Awkward

As you can see, my legs are not only extremely hairy (thanks, European heritage ) but my left knee is twice the size of my right. Thanks to an old war injury. Or more accurately gout. War injury sounds better and is much easier to explain at parties. Anyway, I “have two projects due on Wednesday and my body is doing its best to fuck with my plans. Fucking gout. At least the minion has been an excellent helper today and is really taking care of his daddy. Think I might hafta keep him.